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The Sanity Test Are you normal? Are you clinically insane? Can you pass this test? This is a test to help you find out more about your inner self. It will tell you more about your personality, as well as your sanity level. All you have to do is choose whether you AGREE or DISAGREE with each of the statements presented below. Check one box per statement. (Please note that this is JUST FOR FUN, that is, for amusement purposes only!) Section I: Basic Philosophy 1.) "99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name." Agree Disagree 2.) "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." Agree Disagree 3.) "Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of." Agree Disagree 4.) "Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film." Agree Disagree 5.) "Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of its students." Agree Disagree Section II: Friendly Advice 6.) "Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage." Agree Disagree 7.) "A good scapegoat is often better than a solution to a problem." Agree Disagree 8.) "Make something idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot." Agree Disagree 9.) "The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket." Agree Disagree 10.) "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." Agree Disagree Section III: Comparisons 11.) "Women are like a fine wine, they get more expensive with age." Agree Disagree 12.) "Romance is about chemistry, but dumping a guy/girl is just physics." Agree Disagree 13.) "Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick." Agree Disagree 14.) "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research." Agree Disagree 15.) "Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together." Agree Disagree Section IV: Mathematics and Computer Science 16.) "Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand." Agree Disagree 17.) "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do." Agree Disagree 18.) "The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math." Agree Disagree 19.) "A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform." Agree Disagree 20.) "To understand recursion, one must first understand the concept of recursion." Agree Disagree Section V: Pharmacology 21.) "A friend with weed is a friend indeed." Agree Disagree 22.) "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." Agree Disagree 23.) "Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol." Agree Disagree 24.) "College is a fountain of knowledge, and the students are there to drink." Agree Disagree 25.) "There are two major products to come out of UC Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. This is not a coincidence." Agree Disagree     Funny Tests & Quizzes The Secret Admirer Test The Drunk Test The Hidden Picture Test The Idiot Test The Job Security Test The Loser Test The Love Test The Memory Test The Oreo Cookie Test The Personality Test The Reasoning Test The Road Geek Test The Sanity Test The Tree Test The Vision Test The Woman Test   Animated Fun Pages 30 Years Difference Advice To Live By Driving Test Answers Love in the Broom Closet My Butterfly Christmas Cake Recipe New Checking Account Wrong Turn in the Dark Did You Know? Where's Osama? Calling In Sick Suggestion for the FAA Gardening Gone Wrong God in the Classroom Honest Job Application Offensive Jokes, Volume 1 Out of the Mouths of Children 20 Ways to Maintain Your Sanity Martha Stewart and Me Osama's Genie Pleasing A Woman Restroom Poetry San Francisco Math Test Simple Math Wisconsin Survivor Think Before You Speak Always Remember Happily Married Couples Woman Bashing Words Women Use   Funny Pictures & More Big Dick's Resort Black Ass Grill Booze Cruise BP Oil Spill Fail Cheap Broads Deal of the Millennium Dead Easter Bunny The Largest Joint The Dumbest Guy on Earth Marijuana Legalization Poll Work Makes You Mad Get High With Jesus Redneck Reindeer Great Sundays Beaver on the Thruway Parapalegic Twister This Chinese Food Isn't Kosher $20 Bill Commemoration of 9/11? FunnyWebsite.com on Facebook Find out when we add new pages!   Other Fun Stuff Funny Quotes Funny Videos Funny Jokes Funny Pictures Flash Arcade Games     More Fun Links   More Fun Websites Funny Costume Ideas God Jokes Redneck Jokes Comic Strips & Caption Contests Chickens Are People Too Funny Riddles Funny Quotes Humorous Jokes & Funny Cartoons Weird Sites Funny Pictures HeySko Fun and Humor I-Am-Bored.com Create Polls Friday Funnies Funny Prank Ideas Prankaroo Random Fun Fact Generator Save Me From Boredom Online Cartoons, Humor & Joke Links Funny Zoo Animals Sydes Jokes Funny Sayings Find Facebook Fans HumorHour's Funny Stuff Add Your Link

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